Epiphany T-Shirts

Regifts of the Magi

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"You're right - my ads are all for myrrh."

"Today is the Feast of the Epiphany, also known as El Dia de los Reyes. On this day, we celebrate the arrival of the three wise men, and children everywhere receive special gifts."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Doughnut Making

"Bonk!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Truth

Sphinx Food

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

"It's over!"

Inspiration

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Popping an idea.

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

Investing Strategies

I love Berimbau!

"I have to leave early, gentlemen. Please let me know if I miss any epiphanies."

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Livedwrong bracelet

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

How Am I Scaring?

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

Inspired

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'Have him do the snake trick again, Daddy!'

Big Grin.

"The usual. Wall Street highflier has epiphany, abandons career and money, burns clothing, reverts to state of nature."

Mummies