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"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

"Bailey, we would've missed this if it weren't for your wonderful bladder."

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now that's an afro!'

Backfire

Turn, turn and turn.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Paranormal A-Z...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"