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'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

The power of now

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

"I CAN be spontaneous! It's right here on my 'to do' list!"

"This has been a good vacation, Sergio."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"So now all of a sudden you're Mr. Spontaneous?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Backfire

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"That's the first spontaneous thing Stephen's done for years!"

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

'Drunk? Come in and get a tattoo!'

'Bacon, lettuces, peanut butter, pickles, hot dogs, dry food, and something I didn't recognize. God I love midnight.'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"All I had in mind was dinner and a movie and things just snow-balled."

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"Oh, yeah? Would a 'never spontaneous' person order two pairs of final-sale chinos online?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.