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'I didn't make reservations. I wanted it to be a surprise.'

"I think we should make an exception this time."

"But I CAN be spontaneous...just give me a couple of days."

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

A surprise visit

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Martha, pencil in some spontaneity this Friday at 2PM for me, would you?'

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Club Antisocial

Backfire

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The power of now

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Instant art

Peace. Love. Light

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

It was an impulse buy.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'What luck!'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'