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Tonight's topic. Lifestyle: Being your best self. We don't actually have a "lifestyle" -- we just wing it.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Club Antisocial

Backfire

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The power of now

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Peace. Love. Light

Instant art

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

It was an impulse buy.

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

'What luck!'

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"So now all of a sudden you're Mr. Spontaneous?"

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I think I've got it.'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"