Spontaneity Fan T-Shirts

Fly By Seat Of Pants

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Backfire

He looks so natural lying there...

The power of now

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

It was an impulse buy.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"Travel changed me."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

'Mystery egg.'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"