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"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Napoleon marches off alone

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."