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Brainstorm in progress.

Bright idea

Apples for sale

' A good idea '

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Ghost School.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

There is No Planet C

Exit only.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Baby rocks!

ZOO

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Evolution.

The Origin of Creationism

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."