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Brainstorm in progress.

Bright idea

Apples for sale

' A good idea '

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Ghost School.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We evolved from asteroids"

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Baby rocks!

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Exit only.

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The Origin of Creationism

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."