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"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

Apples for sale

' A good idea '

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Bright idea

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The star hunters

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Fishing boat.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Brainstorm in progress.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.