Eureka Seeker T-Shirts

'Is this a Eureka moment? Will my research benefit mankind? Apparently not... the moment has passed.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Aha. A new play: 'Hamlet and Cleopatra'."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Looks like another false alarm.'

Nutty Scientist

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

When giraffes get ideas.

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' A good idea '

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Bright idea

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Critisize your weight.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The star hunters

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Brainstorm in progress.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Witch dice.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

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