Equator Explorer T-Shirts

Wrong Side of the Equator

'How are you enjoying the ups and downs of equatorial swimming?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Bright idea

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

There is No Planet C

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Diving Cat.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Imagine

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Brainstorm in progress.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

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