Equator Explorer Pillows

Wrong Side of the Equator

'How are you enjoying the ups and downs of equatorial swimming?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Bright idea

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

There is No Planet C

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Diving Cat.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Imagine

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Brainstorm in progress.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

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