Orchard Enthusiast Gifts

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

Thieves roamed the land, looking for easy pickings.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

A Heavy Cropper

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Tree Passion

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Stop and Birch

Guitar pickin'

What your house plant says about you...

Tree Squirrel

Watering the garden in the rain.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

Flava Superba

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm