Orchard Enthusiast Gifts

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

Thieves roamed the land, looking for easy pickings.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

A Heavy Cropper

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

Tree Passion

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Stop and Birch

Guitar pickin'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Watering the garden in the rain.

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Flava Superba

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Shadow Artist

Orchards

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"