Orchards Gifts

Flava Superba

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Tree Passion

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Music Seed

Guitar pickin'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Watering the garden in the rain.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Orchards

Apple Tree Dispenser

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

Shadow Artist

A Heavy Cropper

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'Waiting for...'

Apple Tree

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree....

Sundials showing different timnezones.