The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
Orchardist Gifts
Looking for a gift for an orchardist? Our collection features witty and heartfelt products that capture their passion for orchards and fruit farming. From mugs to prints, find something special to brighten their day and honor their hard work amidst the trees.
A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.
"First time pruning?"
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
The Music Seed
Tree Passion
"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."
Guitar pickin'
'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'
"Plus $600 for delivery."
"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"
What your house plant says about you...
"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."
Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!
"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."
Watering the garden in the rain.
Tree Squirrel
Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...
The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....
"Nice work, doctor. Where did you complete your resin-dency?"
The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).
Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.
Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.
"Let's hope it'll work!"
"I will avenge you, Father."
Flava Superba
"It's called being preemptive."
'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'
'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'
'To eat or not to eat?'
"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."
"I love trees."
Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield
"The biopsy came back benign.....but I still want you to see a tree surgeon."
Shadow Artist
Orchardist Gifts Collection
Orchardist Mugs
Explore our range of orchardist mugs featuring witty and charming designs that celebrate their love for fruit trees and farming.
Orchardist Pillows
Brighten their home or shed with pillows decorated with amusing orchard-themed cartoons and heartfelt messages.
Orchardist Prints
Find the perfect orchardist print to frame and honor their dedication to fruit farming with playful and artistic designs.
Orchardist T-Shirts
Discover humorous orchardist t-shirts that showcase their passion for orchards with playful cartoons and witty slogans.