Orchardist Mugs

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"First time pruning?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Tree Passion

The Music Seed

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Guitar pickin'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Tree Squirrel

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Watering the garden in the rain.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Nice work, doctor. Where did you complete your resin-dency?"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"It's called being preemptive."

"I will avenge you, Father."

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

'To eat or not to eat?'

'You don't make house calls? But you're a tree surgeon...'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"I love trees."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Apple Tree Dispenser

"The biopsy came back benign.....but I still want you to see a tree surgeon."

Shadow Artist