Orchid Enthusiast Mugs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

Orchid show. This one's spectacular! It's from Brazil. It thrives in warm, foggy areas, and likes high humidity. The price is so reasonable! Absolutely!

'Have you a book on underground orchids?' 'Try the basement!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Doing the borders.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Social distancing

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Dog in Daisys

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Botany Baby!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Labor Day Flowers

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Valentine Day

'In Love'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The wife whisperer.

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Gardening#2

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Romance

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Positively Petersham