Orchid Lover Mugs

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Scientist seen on loch.

The USA...

Watering the garden in the rain.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"I'm not happy."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Oysters in June - delicious!

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

"S**t! That might be my husband on the wall!"

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

A Heavy Cropper

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Orca magnet attracts skater.

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."

"It's my side hustle."

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'