Orchid Lover Pillows

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Scientist seen on loch.

The USA...

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Watering the garden in the rain.

"I'm not happy."

What your house plant says about you...

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

Oysters in June - delicious!

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"S**t! That might be my husband on the wall!"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

A Heavy Cropper

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

The Self-Regulation of the Press.

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

Orca magnet attracts skater.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Don't go there, mom! I'm trying not to. You know you have a problem. Mall. I can't help myself. You can still turn ba

"It's my side hustle."

"Four times daily, and I wouldn't worry too much, it's probably tension."