Ostrich Lover Pillows

Ostrich on a golf course, with it's head in the hole. 'The End' is written on it's backside.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Purple dress

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"I'm not happy."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"Get a life!"

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Oysters in June - delicious!

'I hope you're hungry.'

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Ostrich Farm

'I don't hassle you about YOUR comfort foods.'

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'Where did I put my syringe?'

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

'Here's one! Can you fly?'

Ostriches

Burying our heads in the sand