Ostrich Enthusiast Pillows

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Social distancing

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Ostrich with everything but his head in the sand

'I hope you're hungry.'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"He's self-isolating."

Ostriches

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Seneca

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

Big Bird Brother

Champagne and Oysters

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Ostrich Farm

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

George Orwell.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'