Ostrich Jockey Pillows

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Gamers

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Sporting maladies.

Game Addiction

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Sporting maladies.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Cool game!"