Ostrich Jockey Gifts

'There hath got to be a better way to do this!.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

A day at the transgenic races

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Gamers

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Sporting maladies.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Game Addiction

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Sporting maladies.

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"Cool game!"

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."