Ostrich Fan Gifts

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

Ostrich burrying his head in the golf course.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Polygon family at home

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

Promises Kept

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.