Ostrich Admirer Gifts

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

Ostrich Farm

'Help! Someone is standing on my head!'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'Here's one! Can you fly?'

Ostrich

"97. . .98. . . 99. . . 100! Here I come ready or not!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Eat my dust!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

What your house plant says about you...

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Brexit Tortoise

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I hope you're hungry.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Psychiatrist.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."