Ostrich Enthusiasts Gifts

Burying our heads in the sand

ostrich with head in bucket of sand for putting out fires.

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Seneca

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Champagne and Oysters

Big Bird Brother

'I hope you're hungry.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Ostrich Farm

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

'Where did I put my syringe?'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'