Oyster Enthusiasts Gifts

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"You wanna put that back?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boat wedding.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

Fishing boat.

Segregated Beach

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.