Oyster Lover Gifts

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"I'm not happy."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I blame global warming!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"The unlucky lemming"

A Preschool of Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."