Oyster Aficionado Gifts

Oyster Vendor

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

The Oyster's my world.

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!

Champagne and Oysters

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"You do like octopus?"

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Try me/try me/try me...

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Farmer and FIsherman

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

How Swordfish Are Born

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'