Oyster Aficionado Mugs

Oyster Vendor

The Oyster's my world.

Champagne and Oysters

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"You do like octopus?"

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

'So who needs sonar?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Farmer and FIsherman

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Shall I let them breathe."

A crab with a utility knife claw