Ostrich Enthusiast Gifts

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Social distancing

'Where did I put my syringe?'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Ostrich with everything but his head in the sand

'I hope you're hungry.'

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"He's self-isolating."

Ostriches

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Seneca

"You wanna put that back?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Big Bird Brother

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Champagne and Oysters

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Ostrich Farm