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Burying our heads in the sand

ostrich with head in bucket of sand for putting out fires.

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"You wanna put that back?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Seneca

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Champagne and Oysters

Big Bird Brother

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I hope you're hungry.'

This Sand Is sooo...Scrumptious.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Ostrich Farm

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'Where did I put my syringe?'