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"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

Ostrich burrying his head in the golf course.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

The Polygon family at home

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'I hope you're hungry.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.