Ornithology Fan T-Shirts

'You're right, dear, they were bird noises you heard.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Tallyho!"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Camping-Pong

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'