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Bird has rest for beak.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exciting potato bugs.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Pray for me.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'Do you mind!!?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Snail Man

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”