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Red Cardinal.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Exciting potato bugs.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."