Playful Ornithologist T-Shirts

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Bird plucking a cello

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

Bizarre sights.

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Feeding the birds.

Big Bucks

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Two birds in a tree; one singing, the other thinking 'Geez, what a line.'

Smart Asp

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Cycle of Death and Life.

Newton!

"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?"

Peckish Cat

"Of course it tastes terrible. It's a dung beetle."

Luke Flywalker.

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

Bird box with satellite dish.

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