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'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Bird plucking a cello

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Bizarre sights.

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Two birds in a tree; one singing, the other thinking 'Geez, what a line.'

Smart Asp

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Feeding the birds.

Big Bucks

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Peckish Cat

"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?"

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."

Cycle of Death and Life.

Newton!

Luke Flywalker.

"Of course it tastes terrible. It's a dung beetle."

"This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz."

The Recent Impact of Discarding Masks... Flying Mice!