Whimsical Ornithologist T-Shirts

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Cat Lit. You?'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Frogs

A Kangermoo

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

A man playing on an elephant

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

Fearless Frog Part 15

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

Feeding the birds.

Two birds in a tree; one singing, the other thinking 'Geez, what a line.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Big Bucks

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"