Whimsical Zoologist T-Shirts

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

A man playing on an elephant

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Cat Lit. You?'

Frogs

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Carpet Cows

A Kangermoo

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Although the chances of mislabelling the samples were infinitesimally small, atom went back that night to search for the missing embryo.

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

A fish takes a selfie on land.

Year of the Tiger

Veterinary Surgeon

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!