Whimsical Zoologist Gifts

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

A man playing on an elephant

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Cat Lit. You?'

Frogs

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

A Kangermoo

Carpet Cows

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Although the chances of mislabelling the samples were infinitesimally small, atom went back that night to search for the missing embryo.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

Fearless Frog Part 15

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Veterinary Surgeon

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.