Whimsical Ornithologist Prints

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Frogs

'Cat Lit. You?'

Cyclist Flamingoes

A Kangermoo

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

A man playing on an elephant

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

Two birds in a tree; one singing, the other thinking 'Geez, what a line.'

Big Bucks

Feeding the birds.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

Carrot reading.