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Giraffe looking at eye doctor's chart.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Victorian Selfie

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Selfie

Statue of liberty selfie

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Migration Music

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Optician and the PI.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"That's an old photo."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Cat Eye-Exam

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

'Cheese.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.