Optical Accessory Fan T-Shirts

Compression Glasses

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Optician and the PI.

Campaign Trail

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Cat Eye-Exam

Pirate trying on parrots.

Mirror Image

"I understand your excitement, but I think you're overdoing it with the heart emojis."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Shark and aircraft

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,

Ray Charles

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Tattoo looks like hole.

'Great Oz, you mean, you're not an all-knowing consultant'