Optical Accessory Fan Gifts

Compression Glasses

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Optician and the PI.

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Campaign Trail

Cat Eye-Exam

Pirate trying on parrots.

Mirror Image

"I understand your excitement, but I think you're overdoing it with the heart emojis."

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Keep students on their toes...

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Shark and aircraft

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,

Tattoo looks like hole.

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Ray Charles