Fiber Optics Fan Gifts

'We're a little weak in Borneo.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Arts and crafts

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Civilized Salmon

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Optician and the PI.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Quilting Bee.

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Keep students on their toes...

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Mirror Image

Bird grows leaves.

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

"Thank you, sir."

Maraschino, Inc.