Fiber Optics Fan Gifts

'We're a little weak in Borneo.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Arts and crafts

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Civilized Salmon

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Optician and the PI.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Quilting Bee.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Bird grows leaves.

Mirror Image

Piggy bank #4: factory.

"Thank you, sir."

Maraschino, Inc.

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."