Fibre Fan Gifts

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

En garde!

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Networking

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Quilting Bee.

En-guard dog.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Water.

Bird grows leaves.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

"Thank you, sir."

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.