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'Let's not go by the book.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Step aerobics

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Quilting Bee.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!