Fabric Softener Fanatic Gifts

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

King Madras

"Here's your sweater back."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.