Fabric Care Geek Gifts

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

I quilt therefore I am

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

King Madras

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'