Fabric Care Geek T-Shirts

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

I quilt therefore I am

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

King Madras

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

The screaming fart.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'